: Patty Clark is one more damsel with a talent for sarcastic storytelling. She translates true events into playful entertainment pertaining to her sixty-four years in this messy world.
About the Author
My goal in life: To send smiles across America! Maternal adviser, artiste, proficient hand letterer and calligrapher, cosmo connoisseur, dandelion warrior, and paraprosdokian (before you dash for the dictionary, it means "against expectation"). Empowered by a quirkiness of wit through wisdom when insomnithusiastically writing silly stories. I reside in northern San Diego County which is somewhere west of Michigan, my home state. Without the inspiration from earth angels in forms of family, friends, and friendly strangers, I would not have kept the crackpot in me alive while penning this ticklish type of hyperbole humor. The only real sense I derive from being alive is the sense of humor. Idols include otherwits: Betty White, Ellen DeGeneres, Erma Bombeck, Jane Lynch, Barney Fife, James Corden, and Paul Lynde. My biggest supporters: My writers groups and Belly Bandit torso shapewear Columnist for The Parson's Sun newspaper in Kansas, weekend editions, 2013 through 2014 Six-time contest winner with HumorPress.com Visit my blog: www.damselindismess.com