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Linda T - Store buyer and Queen of Everything (LNT) aka She Who Must Be Obeyed looks forward to:
* urban fantasy, especially kick-ass chicks
* fast-paced chase novels
* good bad guys and bad good guys
* something completely different-surprise me!
* a sense of humor, especially if it's weird and/or a bit twisted
 
   


$24.95
ISBN-13: 9781590585405
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Published: Poisoned Pen Press, 1/2012

The sequel to Pest Control, written way back in 1997, finds our hero Bob Dillon, his wife and daughter, and Klaus (the main hit man from Pest Control), living in a remote part of Oregon under new identities. As in Pest Control, Bob is attempting to find an environmentally friendly way to exterminate bugs by experimenting on a genetically altered superbug that will attack and kill household creepy crawlies. Unfortunately, like in Pest Control, his mistaken identity as an “Exterminator” or hit man still chases him. Presumed dead by their enemies, Bob and Klaus are outed when the government takes interest in their work and recruits both to create a killer flying bug armed with spider venom for use by the military. They move to L.A. and mayhem follows. A CIA operative, a priest on a hunger strike, some militant Christians who want to bring on the apocalypse, a Bolivian drug lord and the assassins he sends to kill our heroes, and a possible movie deal propel Bob, Klaus, Bob’s wife and their super-smart daughter to the brink of annihilation. But they have a clever plan! Read The Exterminators and find out how they manage to crawl-or fly like a killer bug- out of this mess. If you have not read Pest Control, I recommend doing so, but it is not necessary for following this plot. I read it long ago and forgot most of the tale, but Bill inserts enough backstory to bring us along on the rollercoaster ride that is The Exterminators. Perfect for fans of the Carl Hiaasen and Tim Dorsey brand of hilarious, twisted humor and mayhem.

–LNT

Also in Trade Paperback.

 


$16.95
ISBN-13: 9781452102559
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Published: Chronicle Books, 8/2011
Give the Gift of Communication, Wookiee style! How to Speak Wookiee: A Manual for Inter-Galactic Communication by Wu Kee Smith includes 10 key phrases in Wookiee dialect. A sound module voiced by Chewbacca (for proper pronunciation) is guaranteed to make a child laugh and possibly drive parents crazy! Better than a drum set. Chronicle Books.

$19.95
ISBN-13: 9780757315961
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Published: Health Communications, 10/2011
Give the Gift of a cookbook that keeps on giving goodies even after death. The Dead Celebrity Cookbook: A Resurrection of Recipes from More Than 145 Stars of Stage and Screen gives you the chance to get your hands on Frank Sinatra’s Barbecued Lamb, Rock Hudson's Cannoli and Liberace's Sticky Buns (really!). Collected by Frank DeCaro and published by Health Communications.

$24.00
ISBN-13: 9781569479810
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Published: Soho Crime, 11/2011
For those who like their mysteries Dark and Danish! Nina Borg, a Red Cross nurse in Copenhagen, is asked to do a favor for an old friend. Karin leaves Nina a key to a train station locker, and when Nina retrieves the suitcase in the locker, she finds a little boy inside, naked, barely alive and obviously drugged. She encounters a violent man at the train station lockers, leaving her confused, afraid, and hesitant to contact the police. She sets out to discover the boy’s identity and the reason he’s being smuggled into the country. You can look forward to a suspenseful thriller with intriguing characters, a surprising twist and definitely a sequel with nurse Nina.

I Am Maru (Hardcover)

$15.99
ISBN-13: 9780062088413
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Published: William Morrow, 8/2011
If you have seen the bouncy cat Maru on YouTube, then you know his proclivity for jumping into open boxes, cupboards and all things containerish (I made up that word, but it fits) and this book is for you. i am maru is a photo journal of his cave choices, along with his favorite toys and lounging spots. If you don’t know Maru, but think photos of cats jumping into trash cans, cupboards, cereal boxes (really!) and other containers sounds like your cup of tea (and who doesn’t) then this book is for you.

$14.95
ISBN-13: 9781936467167
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Published: Vantage Point, 9/2011
It’s just not fair! Con man Todd Gleason is righteously PO’d that Elise Procopio, wife of millionaire Henri, just won the lottery. What to do? Todd decides to follow Henri and Elise when they take off for a London vacation to celebrate their tenth wedding anniversary. He has a plan to bilk them of their newfound riches and a bit of the old money too, if all works out. Well, of course it won’t. The best laid plans and all that. Things immediately go wrong for Todd when, arriving at the apartment he plans to rent, he finds a very fresh corpse and sirens drawing near. Todd is now running from the law. Mix in mobsters, a hitman, a gorgeous (and smart) dame named Brandy Alexander, Todd’s pet frog Toad along with lots of twists and turns and a frenetic pace and I’ll bet you will find London Frog a delightful caper.

$25.99
ISBN-13: 9780062011848
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Published: Harper, 10/2011
There is always cause for celebration when a new Discworld novel arrives. Snuff features Commander Sam Vines, taking a vacation with Lady Sybil and young Sam to her ancestral home in the country. Not that Commander Vimes wanted a vacation, especially a country holiday, with trees, animals, fresh air and strange country noises unfamiliar to a city dweller. But never fear, soon a corpse will appear and Sam’s vacation will turn into an investigation full of goblins, magic, murder, kidnapping, and poo. Yes, poo. For while Inspector Vimes is investigating the murder of a Goblin girl, young Sam is deep into poo. He has met a children’s author who writes about the different kinds of poo, and young Sam is delighted to find that the country affords many examples of his new infatuation, ready for sample collection. So while Commander Vimes fights Goblin prejudice and a bit of smuggling by local pirates, young Sam is armed with a bucket and considerable determination to collect samples of the local forest creatures' scat, secretly (well, not so secretly) wishing for an encounter with an elephant. What else can I say except enjoy! --LNT

$25.00
ISBN-13: 9781569479476
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Published: Soho Crime, 6/2011
This is the 11th Inspector Peter Diamond mystery and if you have never read any books in this series, Stagestruck will do nicely. Going behind the scenes at Bath’s Theatre Royal, we catch a glimpse of the backstage and backstabbing world of theatre rivalries. The Theatre Royal is in danger of closing, suffering from financial troubles. The owners come up with the brilliant idea of hiring fading pop star Clarion Calhoun to act in their next production. This will bring in the crowds, but there may be a problem. Can she act? The curtain goes up to a sold out crowd, but Clarion is on stage for only a minute or two when she begins screaming and tearing at her face. She is rushed to the hospital, disfigured from caustic drain cleaner found in her face powder. Further complications develop, bringing Detective Diamond in to investigate a possible murder. Diamond has suffered a life-long fear of theatres, his phobias adding to the complexities of this case. After all, he’s dealing with actors, and they are experts at masking their feelings. Throw in a few theatre ghost sightings, some dead tortoiseshell butterflies (a precursor to tragedy), and the irritating Sergeant Dawkins tagging along to “help”, and we have an entertaining classic whodunit. Signed copies of Stagestruck are available. --LNT 

Blood Oath (Mass Market Paperback)

$9.99
ISBN-13: 9780515149036
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Published: Jove, 3/2011
Nathaniel Cade, vampire, took a blood oath 140 years ago to protect and serve his country. He’s a state secret, he’s a predator, and he’s still going strong, protecting us from unspeakable monsters (but we’ll speak of them) accompanied by his sidekick Zach Barrows. In Blood Oath (see above), the monsters are the humans, not the zombie soldiers they’ve created from stitching together the body parts stolen from our dead soldiers returning for burial. In The President’s Vampire, are the monster mutated Snakeheads our enemies, or those who created them? Again, the real horror lies with the method to the madness. I loved both of these books. You’ve got to love a book that blames those missing White House tapes on a super-secret vampire serving his country. --LNT

$24.95
ISBN-13: 9780399157394
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Published: Putnam Adult, 4/2011
Nathaniel Cade, vampire, took a blood oath 140 years ago to protect and serve his country. He’s a state secret, he’s a predator, and he’s still going strong, protecting us from unspeakable monsters (but we’ll speak of them) accompanied by his sidekick Zach Barrows. In Blood Oath (see above), the monsters are the humans, not the zombie soldiers they’ve created from stitching together the body parts stolen from our dead soldiers returning for burial. In The President’s Vampire, are the monster mutated Snakeheads our enemies, or those who created them? Again, the real horror lies with the method to the madness. I loved both of these books. You’ve got to love a book that blames those missing White House tapes on a super-secret vampire serving his country. --LNT

Satori (Hardcover)

$25.99
ISBN-13: 9780446561921
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Published: Grand Central Publishing, 3/2011
Way back in 1979, I read Trevanian’s Shibumi. I loved the adventure and intrigue, the almost supernatural skills displayed by assassin Nicholai Hel, along with Trevanian’s snarky sense of humor. Hel is fluent in seven languages, a master of a form of martial arts called "naked kill," has a deep knowledge of Eastern cultures, including the ancient Japanese game of Go and in possession of "proximity sense" that enables him not only to know when someone approaches him but to sense how that person is feeling. Who better to continue Hel’s story than Don Winslow? He has written a prequel, so you can start here if you haven’t read Trevanian. Satori takes place in the early 1950s, with Hel just released from jail for the murder of his mentor. The CIA offers him a deal he can’t refuse: in return for freedom, money and a neutral passport, go to Beijing and kill the Soviet Union's Commissioner to China. Pretty much a suicide mission. But, of course, things are much, much more complicated than Hel is lead to believe, including his involvement with the lovely and mysterious Solange, his trainer in Western ways. Will our superspy survive this insane assignment and achieve his life goal of Satori, understanding and harmony with the world?

$14.99
ISBN-13: 9780312658908
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Published: St. Martin's Griffin, 1/2011
OK, are we burned out yet on zombie apocalypse stories? Well, my surprising answer is a hearty NO! Madeline Roux has written a unique, funny, and thrilling adventure with a twist. Her heroine, Allison, is trapped, just like the title suggests, facing a zombie outbreak. She works in a chain bookstore, Brooks and Peabody, and is trapped along with her manager and four others in the break room. These back rooms, for those not in the know, are usually depressing enough already. But being trapped with nothing but Mountain Dew and nacho flavored Doritos to consume is a real challenge. Allison turns to her laptop and uses the military emergency wireless network to start a blog. While she and her companions face orange lips and fingers, along with a caffeine high, Allison reaches out to others, finding comfort and much needed information about the world outside the stifling break room, which by the way, lacks adequate reading material for being in a bookstore. Allison is desperate to find information about her mother, and soon realizes that she and her companions will have to venture out to face the ravenous, but slow moving zombies and the sometimes even more dangerous humans. Luckily, Allison’s axe wielding skills improve with time and practice. I highly recommend this unique take on the popular zombie genre.

Pirate Latitudes (Mass Market Paperback)

$9.99
ISBN-13: 9780061929380
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Published: Harper, 10/2010
Ahoy maties, get ready to buckle your swash. The manuscript for this pirate, make that privateer, tale was found as a complete manuscript after Michael Crichton’s death in 2008. Pirate Latitudes is set in 1665 in the Caribbean. Captain Charles Hunter decides to go after a Spanish galleon and its cargo of riches moored in the bay of a small island near Jamaica. The governor of Jamaica approves the venture, so technically, Captain Charles will not be stealing the treasure (pirateering = death by hanging), but privateering (making a profit off an enemy of England). What ensues is an adventure caper on the high seas, filled with lusty pirates, a kick-ass female warrior, a nasty villain (or two), a hurricane and, yes, a sea monster. Release the Kraken!

Blonde Bombshell (Paperback)

$13.99
ISBN-13: 9780316086998
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Published: Orbit, 6/2010
Planet Ostar, bombarded by noisy music from Dirt (aka Earth) has sent Mark Two, a super-intelligent bomb, to blow our planet to smithereenies. Why this rather forceful effort? You see, Ostar’s run by dogs, and you know how sensitive dogs are to sound. Mark Two, having achieved orbit around Earth, senses no strong defense system to stop the bomb. Conclusion? Earth’s defense system must be really, really good to go undetected by smart bomb Mark Two. What to do? Mark Two sends a probe in human form to further investigate Earth. It (he?) also wants to find out why Ostar’s previous bomb, Mark One went missing. Chaos ensues. Blonde Bombshell is a funny, snarky comedy of romance, unicorns, computer intelligence, werewolves (possibly), alien politics and the use of octopi as computer processors (best if slightly ripe after death before using).

Impact (Mass Market Paperback)

$9.99
ISBN-13: 9780765356970
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Published: Forge Books, 12/2010

I let my husband read Impact first because the cover had a fiery ball of flames hurtling toward earth and I thought, oh yeah, another apocalyptic meteor collision. Call Bruce Willis and full speed ahead to save the world. But my husband said, “Hey, this is great. I think you’ll really like it.” Blast it. Right again! Impact IS a blast! We’ve got three scenarios. First up is former CIA operative Wyman Ford, last seen in Blasphemy, checking out radioactive gemstones mined in Cambodia. Over in Maine, college dropout and frustrated astronomer Abbey Straw spots a meteor landing near one of the many small islands near her home. She wants to cash in by selling fragments on e-bay, so she and girlfriend Jackie begin a search for the impact crater. And then there’s the angry red planet. Gamma rays from Mars? Mark Corso, a Mars mission technician at the National Propulsion Facility gets hold of some very classified and dangerous data. How do these three occurrences tie together? Well, I’m not telling, so you’ll have to read Impact to find out. There are several reasons why I loved this story. The two women searching for the impact make a great team. While they are hunting down the point of impact, a psycho who wants in on the action, even though he doesn’t know what the action might be is chasing them! Wyman Ford kicks ass over in Cambodia in a totally moral way. And the mysterious gamma rays along with a High resolution NASA image revealing a feature hidden in the depths of a crater on Mars reveal some unique surprises about this Impact.

--LNT (and hubby Jan Tonnesen)


Gideon's Sword (Hardcover)

$26.99
ISBN-13: 9780446564328
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Published: Grand Central Publishing, 2/2011
A new spy series by our pals Preston and Child.

Beat the Reaper (Paperback)

$14.99
ISBN-13: 9780316032216
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Published: Back Bay Books, 9/2009
For fans of snarky killers who happen to be doctors.

Beautiful Creatures (Paperback)

$9.99
ISBN-13: 9780316077033
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Published: Little, Brown Books for Young Readers, 10/2010
Teen angst with monsters from a boy's perception. Beats sparkly vampires.

The Wee Free Men (Mass Market Paperback)

$6.99
ISBN-13: 9780060012380
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Published: HarperCollins, 6/2004
Crivens! Try this coming of age witch saga. Little blue men as sidekicks add to the hilarious fun.

A Nameless Witch (Mass Market Paperback)

$6.99
ISBN-13: 9780765354587
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Published: Tor Books, 8/2008
It’s a tough life when you are born beautiful, immortal, and with a bit of an appetite for human flesh. Her parents’ solution was to toss her in the basement until, at 18, Ghastly Edna, a wise old witch, rescues her. Edna is an excellent teacher of the ins and outs involving witchy decorum. When Ghastly Edna is murdered, our Nameless Witch sets out on a quest to avenge her death. Her stalwart companions include our heroine’s familiar, a vicious, demonic, but lovable killer duck named Newt. Watch out for that deadly beak, those slashing wings, and his sarcastic wit! Also along, when not being distracted by filthy and dusty roads, is Penelope, her trusty broom. Penelope can sweep with a vengeance! Joining the group is a kindhearted troll called Gwurm. He is endlessly entertaining our troop by juggling his various body parts, like his toes, which seem to pop on and off with some frequency. When they arrive at Fort Stalwart, our Witch encounters love, true love, in the noble countenance of the White Knight. Their plight is doomed from the start. What better set-up for true love conquering all, even a witch who craves flesh, but as a light snack, and a knight who must remain pure, no matter how lip-smackingly soft and curvy the flesh of his true love. Oh, but first they must deal with the invading goblings sent by Soulless Gustav, a sorcerer with delusions of grandeur and a desire to destroy the world. You just know he’s the source of all the bad stuff, including Ghastly Edna’s death, and must be dealt with, but soon! And yes, it’s true that I was laughing so hard I had to stop reading and step away from the book. If you can conquer the challenge of enjoying reading a tale so much it HURTS, pick up A Nameless Witch. I dare ya!

$15.00
ISBN-13: 9780385343497
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Published: Bantam, 1/2010
A precocious teen girl loves chemistry. She helps Dad solve a murder while plotting to make her sister's lips explode with a new lipstick formula. Gotta love it.