“The
sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.”1
“It
was a pleasure to burn.”2
“Call
me Ishmael.”3
“Many
years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to
remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice.”4
“It
was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.”5
“A
screaming comes across the sky.”6
“I
did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife’s grave. Then I
joined the army.7 “The bureaucrat fell from the sky.”8
Great
opening lines from great novels. I’m sure you have your own favorites. I just
added a new one: “God wasn’t answering tonight.”9 What do you do
when a deity dies? That’s the question Max Gladstone addresses in Three Parts Dead, a wonderfully twisted
fantasy legal thriller that moves like a massive steam locomotive, gathering
power as it combines gods, magic, religion, courtroom drama, vampires, gargoyles
and more as it rolls to a spectacular climax in one of the best first novels
I’ve read since Paolo Bacigalupi’s The
Windup Girl. This novel is that good. Buy it. Read it. Reread it. Wow. -Guest
Reviewer Terry Hertzler
1William Gibson, Neuromancer; 2 Ray
Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451; 3 Herman
Melville, Moby-Dick; 4Gabriel García
Márquez,
One Hundred Years of Solitude; 5George
Orwell, 1984; 6Thomas Pynchon, Gravity's
Rainbow; 7John
Scalzi, Old Man’s War; 8 Michael
Swanwick, Stations of the Tide. 9Max
Gladstone, Three Parts Dead.